Yesterday I bought a dress. I dont know what compelled me, I’ve gone 25 years without one so far, but I am going to a concert next month and thought it would be fun to wear something other than jeans and a hoodie for a change. But now I have a problem. What the hell do you wear with a dress? I want to look and feel like myself without looking like a little boy in drag (see: shane in a wedding dress). My shoe ‘collection’ includes chucks, skate shoes, and black doc marten combat boots. How can I dyke up this little number properly?